Mazzy's Tumblr: Reblog Edition
I'm Mazzy: So Russell Brand's intern or whatever sent me the confirmation e-mail...
And I gotta go pick up my tickets tonight, but it’s only for ONE goddamn person.
I am so heartbroken, it should be Zack going to see him, Zack getting to experience all this. I’m actually considering not going because having this crazy experience without getting to share it with him would only make me miss him every goddamn second of the experience.
At the same time, I’d be an idiot not to go…right?
….FUCK.
It could be the only (costly) present you ever get him, ever.
And if one year he complains that he got you $600 diamond earrings and got a nibbled-at 25 pound 14” tall chocolate bunny in return. You can be like:
“MOTHERFUCKER I SENT YOU TO THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS 26 YEARS AGO! AND YOU’RE COMPLAINING THAT I NIBBLED AY YOUR CHOCOLATE BUNNY A BIT? WELL FU-U-UCK YOU!I love that you assume that I even have that kind of money to spend. It makes me happy . I would spend money for tickets in a heartbeat if I thought I could get him one.
I meant letting Zaps go instead of you. Technically you won the tickets, but giving them away still counts. -shrug- you could just video tape the entire thing while you’re there. Be on your cellphone with him and let him hear it in live time. Go run up on stage screaming “IM ON TV MOTHA-FUCKAAAS! ALSO ZACK I LOVE YOU!” during the middle of someone’s speech.
Noooo I can’t! Are you kidding me? I would give him my ticket. But it has to be me. It has to.
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Posted 14 hours agoMORGAN IS ON TUMBLR.
MORGAN AND KK ARE ON TUMBLR.
I’m Tumblrcomplete.
I loves me some Mazzy and Morgan.
Mazzorgan.
I thought you knew!!
And I love me some….Mlazziza?
No.. just… god, that combination of our names…
I think Maelle and I can just be cats.
You can call her Pickles.
I’m still just Kitty.
I’m…I’m PICKLES? You’re choosing PICKLES as my cat name?????
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……………Yeah ok that’s fine.
I’m gonna try LSD.
I’ve made up my mind.
I’m 28 years old and I let myself be talked into it only a little by two Amandas on Tumblr.Do it! Also, tell me what its like, cause I always wanted to try. But i have friends who know nothing about it who are convinced its a terrible idea. One of them is the same friend who thought anyone who smoked was a stupid douchey pothead, and now he’s one of them.
I’ll try my very best to have a laptop nearby when it happens.
This year, my little sister turns the age I was when I lost my virginity.
That will never not be weird.
Well, at least you know what to get her for her birthday!! XD
why.
I had to share this one with Tumblr.
I’m confused. Is this a joke?
Mazz… “Celebrate the Man Who gave Birth to You”…
Maybe births are done differently where you come from? =D
Dude I’ve been up since 6am, hungover and with only 4 hours of sleep under my belt, AND I just got done reading the hunger games. My find is FUCKED.
For an entire 3 seconds I was like, “do men give birth?”
So there’s that.
Words cannot express how much I adore CL.
I dunno who she is but she looks pretty badass.
(Source: j-oon)
omfg
What I really, really want to know is how this girl finds pants. Her waist is so tiny!
what I really really wanna know is how she got pikachus in her background.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You stop with these posts immediately.
Respect people you love by listening to THEM. Not the haters.
I want a post right now that says “I’m pretty and i don’t care who knows it.”
Mozzarella
get a leash for him and walk him around the park! he’ll like it.
No. No he won’t. He will hate me for life. He HATES being taken out of his cage.
